So I’m a pretty regular masturbator. I will often spend several hours a night working my penis, and then weekends several hours or more edging. I’m really thrown off right now because I’m having a house remodel done. The house is a shambles, my masturbatorium is crammed with crap, there are workmen here until sometimes 7 pm. Fuck I need some alone time with my penis to edge and goon bate. I’m getting crazed. One more month to go? I’ll be so horny I can’t stand it.
In the meantime, Santa wants you to masturbate him!